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Joke of the morning
Bubba sent me a bunch of jokes but this one was the better of the batch.
Picture on the nightstand
After a long night of making love the guy rolls over and is looking around, when he notices a framed picture of another man on the night stand by the bed. Naturally, he began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he said, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she said.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the surgery."
Picture on the nightstand
After a long night of making love the guy rolls over and is looking around, when he notices a framed picture of another man on the night stand by the bed. Naturally, he began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he said, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she said.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the surgery."