There's nothing prettier than Texas hill country when the bluebonnets are in bloom.

And how is it you've never seen a live armadillo before? Granted, it's much easier to see dead ones but I've seen live ones here in Louisiana--the ones that live in the campgrounds are frikkin' fearless.

You're even luckier with your bag than I was when I left my purse out on the driveway over night.