Akon going commerical? and stuff

Got a recent update on Akon and this part of it made me laugh. Anything to get exposure I guess, makes me wonder why other cons don't do this::

A-KON COMMERCIAL

Starting the Friday a week before A-Kon (May 28th) our commercial will air on Cartoon Network between the hours of 8pm and 3am, hitting the Adult Swim areas, and some of the late-nite anime shows. We hope to encourage new potential anime fans to check us out! So watch and tell us WHAT show you saw our commercial on!


PREMIERS - a Super Special Private Premier hosted by AD Vision - look for costumed characters passing out tickets on Friday and Saturday for these private audience-test-market showings (complete with feedback opportunities) for a brand new show they're releasing soon. Then a mass public showing will take place on Saturday afternoon, with the directors
and cast in attendance.

Yeah, makes you wonder how lucky one will be to bump into one of those peeps and how in the hell will you know what the fuck they are dressed in? Makes me wonder which new show that is.

Also, check this shit out regarding the hotel. I keep finding newer stuff about it::


Q: What is Plaza of the Americas?
A: A mall-type shopping area connected to our hotel by an airwalk. Part of it is underground. It has eateries, an ice rink, some other business services, etc. Mostly open Mon-Fri for use of the business community (it's not very busy downtown on the weekends), we're working our hardest to make them aware that they will have thousands of fans in the area to use their services, all within a walking distance, and that they should STAY OPEN. We KNOW they have an ATM, McDonalds'. Watch for a map on our website soon.


And thats it for the time being.

Jokes

Bubba sent these to me this morning and couldn't stop laughing::


How Blonde?

She Was Sooooooooooooooo Blonde.....
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She thought General Motors was in the army.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
At the bottom of an application where it says "sign here",
she wrote "Sagittarius".

She Was Sooooooooooooooo Blonde.....
She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On
Phonics".

She Was Sooooooooooooooo Blonde.....
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because
it said "Concentrate".
She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".

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3 Nuns


Three nuns die and go to heaven where they are met by St Peter at the pearly gates. St Pete says "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want."

The first nun says, "I want to be Bo Derek" and POOF she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna" and POOF she's gone.

The third says (with heavy Italian accent), "I want to be Sarah Pepalini."

St Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says. "Sarah Pepalini" replies the nun.

St Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, that name just doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St Peter.

He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says, "No Sister, this says, Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men in 7 days!"