[Joke] How to shower like a man

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I got this from my friend back home. It was for both sexes on how to shower but the one for the woman was just plain dumb. Now for the man, you just can't help but #1. laugh #2. agree with just about EVERYTHING it says and #3. laugh some more. Sorry to the guys on my flist, you may not do this but there are men WHO DO.

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1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.

4. Get in the shower.

5. Wash your face.

6. Wash your armpits.

7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.

9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

11. Shampoo your hair.

12. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

13. Pee.

14. Rinse off and get out of shower.

15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.

17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.

19.Throw wet towel on bed.


If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something so very wrong with you!

Comments

*ROFL*

[guardianhunter.livejournal.com]

Haa haa haa.... *laughing WAY out loud*... tee hee hee....

That is SO TRUE!!!!!

*giggles madly*

haa haa haa...

Demon-Chang: I don't find that amusing.

O.o... that's cause you're not a REAL MAN!!! *ROFL*

haa haa haa...
Thanx... I needed that! Now I must go clean the oven!!! ^__________^

[laughs]

[toxictattoo.livejournal.com]

[huffs] I, for one, always put the showercurtain inside the tub.

I will neither confirm nor deny the accuracy of the rest.

[huffs off]

[okaasan59.livejournal.com]

I am so glad my hubby isn't the only one doing the woo-woo thing. ^___^

[rascante.livejournal.com]

I read this to my mother, and we both just promptly died.

[dragon-faere.livejournal.com]

*passes out laughing*
Am snagging this for my scrapbook journal. ;)

Re: *ROFL*

[yankeerose69.livejournal.com]

I giggled quite a few times as well even though I seen the joke before. Glad to have been of service ^_~

Re: [laughs]

[yankeerose69.livejournal.com]

At least one man who knows to keep the curtain in the tub. Thank god we have shower doors, I hate having the curtain cling to you while trying to shower.

I will neither confirm nor deny the accuracy of the rest.

Uh huh, I believe ya.... "woo-woo". *lol*

[yankeerose69.livejournal.com]

*snerks* Mine has a booty on him so he'll try to dance and shake his butt. But that woo woo thing, seems to be typical of a man to do regardless kekekekeke

After seeing your icon, I wonder how long that dog allowed that covering on his head, though still cute none the less.

[yankeerose69.livejournal.com]

I don't blame ya's, yet ya know its scary how men are so easy to read.

Kinda reminds me of this conversation that went on in Tenjou Tenge #23:

Mits: I guess it took me this long to figure it out.

Mana: Thats okay, boys aren't meant to be smart.

hehehehehehehe

[yankeerose69.livejournal.com]

Oh believe me, I have many more jokes to post. I've been saving them up so as not to post them all at the same time.

LOL funny stuff!

[(Anonymous)]

Hey girl it's Juri! For some reason the Shampoo Mohawk really struck me funny. ^_^ Also the "Pee" part, especially having lived in dorms for years and finding various bodily wastes every time I went to shower... >_< BTW I'm "Rule Discordia" now on AIM. Later!

[baikautsugi.livejournal.com]

OMG, that is too funny!!

Speaking of bathroom habits of men, I have a friend who threatened to divorce her hubby if he didn't learn to turn down the toilet seat whenever he was finished using it ^_^;