Please.....someone send the paddywagon!!!

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My husband needs some serious help! I never saw one person be so obsessed with watching Moulin Rouge. Everytime it comes on either HBO or Cinemax, he just HAS to watch it. I cringe at the movie, I think its the most stupidest thing I've seen in quite a long awhile no matter how many times I have to put up with watching certain clips of it, I'll never get it.

He even calls up his guy friends on the phone, discussing it like old women nagging about their soaps. I got him the soundtrack from X-mas and I have a feeling that I'll be getting the dvd for him sometime soon even though I think I'm going to regret it.

So does anyone want a free husband? He's only slightly used but you can do what you want with him however you see fit.

Either that or send me some straighjackets along with the funnyfarm docs. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

Comments

[kwycksylver.livejournal.com]

At least yours doesn't sit in the dark at night doing The Godfather marathons.

[yankeerose69.livejournal.com]

I never did see those movies, I guess the mofia stuff never interested me. I pity you. Are you in the same room when he does this or are you off doing your own thing?

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[kwycksylver.livejournal.com]

I'm off doing my own thing. The first 2 Godfather movies really are very good but they're also very long.

[babaca.livejournal.com]

You're right. That movie sucks! Does he like Nicole Kidman that much?

[yankeerose69.livejournal.com]

I have no clue what draws him to the movie. I don't think its Nicole, I think he just really REALLY likes the music. I was in my room on the compy while TRYING to listen to my tv and he was in the bathroom reciting certain lines that were coming up or that was going on. (the bathroom is next to my room) And then when the songs come on, he blared the tv and tells me "when this is over, I think I'm going to put the soundtrack in." Which I knew he was messing with me cause I kept complaining to him about turning the tv down. Good thing I was getting ready to leave for work. Then I wanted him to show me how to use the timer for our direct tv for different channels and he's like "Wait till this is over" which at the time was when I had to leave. He acts like this was the first time he seen the damn movie but he was nice enough to get up and show me.

*sigh* You sure you don't want a handy man around your place? He's really good at fixing things and driving a person up the walls. ^__^

[babaca.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but then I'd be stuck with having to hear or see Moulin Rouge. ^____~

[yankeerose69.livejournal.com]

Just make rules in your house saying that all MR stuff is BANNED! Then go put his ass to work on something. ^_~

[toranookami.livejournal.com]

*bounces in her padded room*
Nee!!! I have plenty of straight jackets!
*bounces around*
All sizes and colors!
*bounces*
And if that isn't enough-
*bounces and slams her head on the only part of the padded wall not padded*
Itai....I thought the stuff holding up N. Kidman's boobs would be more ply-able for a padded room. Well damn.
I never watched Moulin Rouge...too much of a chick flick for me to stomach it. Glad Richard just has a ninja and beating-up-people fetish. *grins* He is so nice to let me kick the unconscious body. *bounces*

-=Note=- he is going to get me for that one. *snickers*

[thistlerose.livejournal.com]

Aw, that sounds kind of cute. But then, I like "Moulin Rouge." I'd probably go mad if he were mine. *sends empathetic huggles*