Jokes

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Bubba sent these to me this morning and couldn't stop laughing::


How Blonde?

She Was Sooooooooooooooo Blonde.....
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She thought General Motors was in the army.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
At the bottom of an application where it says "sign here",
she wrote "Sagittarius".

She Was Sooooooooooooooo Blonde.....
She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On
Phonics".

She Was Sooooooooooooooo Blonde.....
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because
it said "Concentrate".
She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".

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3 Nuns


Three nuns die and go to heaven where they are met by St Peter at the pearly gates. St Pete says "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want."

The first nun says, "I want to be Bo Derek" and POOF she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna" and POOF she's gone.

The third says (with heavy Italian accent), "I want to be Sarah Pepalini."

St Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says. "Sarah Pepalini" replies the nun.

St Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, that name just doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St Peter.

He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says, "No Sister, this says, Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men in 7 days!"

Comments

*LMAO*

[scarbie.livejournal.com]

Thanks for sharing those. I needed a good laugh. *still laughing* I really liked the "She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK" one. That was hilarious. The nun joke was wrong but funny. I guess she wanted to make up for lost time.