Holy crap on a crap cracker!

Not that it really bothers me but damn, where did Thurs go? I recall getting off work, working out, went home and went to bed after 10am, woke up before 4, cleaned the house of what we could, the realtor lady came over so we could get the paper done and the house on the market *dances a jig*, and before I knew it I had to get ready for work again. Then even at work it seemed to have went by pretty quick, almost to the point I was about ready to just scream and pitch a fit cause of the one damn printer making me go nuts (along with how slow IBM is on coming over when you place a service call). I do recall swearing at it and hitting it a few times, didn't help though *sigh*.

So yes! Speaking of our house, we FINALLY have it on the market now. The only thing that kinda sucks is if we get any ppl interested in looking at it, we have to make do with our time and find a place to go to till they are done. AND MY GOD!!! I never, EVER seen our house this clean since we moved here 2 yrs ago. Bubba even made the effort of putting away his HUMONGOUS TOWERING pile of clean clothes too! *faints* The realtor lady went around taking certain pics of the rooms and the cat was laying on our bed. Well with the cat, if you just look at him or say anything to him, he'll roll around and act silly. So she was taking pics of our bedroom and it seemed like he was posing for her, what a ham! And no, the cat doesn't come with the house.

Then last night around 12:30, I don't know why I thought about it but realized since the time went by yesterday, that I forgot to remind myself to record FLCL since my version of eps 2 on my compy has no sound. I missed the 1st two eps the first showing on tv.


And as crazy as this may sound, but I wouldn't mind seeing the Jason vs Freddy movie. I grew up with both films when it was just starting at the time (no thanx to my horror film lover of an older sis). Needless to say I was around 8 or so and my family kept telling me to either go to bed or go upstairs so I didn't have to watch them and have nightmares. I never listened and would find myself cramming into mom and dad's bed, those two characters were just as scary as Maliciah (sp?)from the 1st Children of the Corn. That movie scared all 3 of us girls and were afraid to walk home from the farm through the cornfield during the summer. No joke. Any little noise you might have heard and your peeking over your shoulder and walking so fast as if the hounds of hell were at your feet. But now that I'm older, I can just sit back and laugh, noticing how cheesy all of that stuff is compared to when you are younger, thinking its all real.

Blah! Did enough for one morning, must go and post some jokes I got in my email.

Some jokes for the weekend

Crazy Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loves to charge around the nursing home taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.

Because the poor woman is one sandwich short of a picnic, the other
residents tolerate her and some of the men actually join in.

One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Crazy Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched.

"Stop!", he said in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?"

Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted, "Stop! Have you got proof of insurance? Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a beer coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am."

As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Mad Malcolm stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizable erection in his hand. "Oh, no" said Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer test again!"


*snickers*

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A Bubba joke sent to me by MY Bubba ^_~ Pretty damn funny too.

Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone
there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?"

"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."

So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"

Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.

"President Bush," his boss quickly retorts.

"Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."

And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise. I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."

Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.

After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope," his boss replies.

"Sure!" says Bubba. "I've known the Pope a long time."

So off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the
masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.

Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the
balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Working his way to his boss's side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?"

His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the Japanese tourist next to me asked, "Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?"

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And to end it all with a female joke::

I have long contended there are male jokes, and there are female jokes. And there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it; and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it.

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail, probably a martini, with her girlfriends, when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare, and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition."

(There are always conditions) Flabbergasted, the woman asked him what the condition was.

The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." (Controlling huh?) The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said.......

"Clean my house."

For the Type O Negative fans either in Texas or in the surrounding Dallas area...

I had to do my OWN searching since no one could tell me where to purchase tickets at. This is pertaining to the Sept. 5th show at Trees in Dallas. I'm glad that I didn't listen to what my nephew and bro in law told me the other day about you don't buy the tickets till you get to the club (I never been to Trees before). I'm also glad I didn't listen cause I sure as HELL don't want to take that chance on having the show sell out before the actual show, and believe me, if that have been the case, I would be a HIGHLY UPSET person.

The place that is selling the tixs are here:::

http://www.frontgatetickets.com/


Since I didn't know that Trees doesn't go through Ticketmaster cause I was searching that site nearly every day to see when they would update the other Type O shows.

BUT YAY!!! I just purchased two tickets this morning and loving it all, will do even some more loving once Sept 5th gets here. Its been too damn long since I seen these guys last.

My anime bish mate

O___O



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