Dear Brain,

I don't ask much from you really. I feed you and try not to abuse you too much yet this is how you treat me? Could you at least produce a somewhat coherent thought so you can get in gear and get my fingers to type out the fics that I should be writing!? We've done enough spacing out to last us the whole yr. I truly do not bother you when you don't want to be bothered. You know you have smut that needs to be written and you KNOW that you want to write it (you told me so yourself) and you have a rough idea already mapped out, so what gives?

Brain, I don't care if its older fics, recent new fics, or future fics that should be written, I just WANT TO WRITE! You make it sound so good yet you do nothing to get my fingers tapping on that keyboard like they should be except for writing you this note.

So please brain, get your act together and make your owner happy. You know smut makes you happy and I truly want you to be happy brain.



Love Your Master,


Me


P.s- if you don't start something soon, you will cause me to use excessive force and stab you with a Q-tip.