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I got the cutest Christmas card in the mail today. My friend Lars sent out her homemade cards in which she drew Inuyasha in a santa hat and beard with that cute little grumpy look on his face. He's also in that sitting/crouching position and the front of the card says Feh Humbug. Inside reads "Inuyasha's way of saying Merry Christmas". Hmmm.... she states that a package is on its way soon after the card and knowing Lars, I may never see it as long as I'm alive, she's that much of a slacker. But if I do get it this month, I will die of shock ^_~.
THEN on top of that, I got a Christmas card from my ummm... so called best friend since school. Wrote me a 3 page letter and I feel sorry for what all she goes through and the idiot of a husband she has, PLUS 2 kids to tend to by herself since hubby doesn't seem to be much of a father. But she made that choice before we graduated HS, she wanted kids so bad, got knocked up before we graduated, then later she and Chad got married while I was in the army. I'll be amazed if that marriage lasts till its 10th yr (I think they are going on 6 or 7 yrs now). I also found out that my high school 5yr reunion was in 2000, I wasn't notified and even if I was I most likely wouldn't have went to it. Chris told me that they had it at the fire dept in the town our school is at O___O and barely anyone showed which doesn't surprise me. I may not have much of a life to begin with but I'm proud to say that I'm glad I'm doing something with my life compared to those still stuck in PA. She sent me pics of the oldest boy who is now 7 and the youngest who is 2. Not nice to say but the kids are fugly. Must got some of the ugliness from their dad and a bit from Chris's family. Hell my nephews are cuter. I just wonder what she looks like now, I haven't seen her in person since last yr or a yr before that.
Poor kitty will be by his lonesome for a whole day!!! (its been worse though when we go on vacation) I'm sure he might have noticed something was up cause of being fed early in the evening with a nice bowl full of food and notice at least me packing a bag. He didn't see hubby pack his bag so I'm sure he knows that no one will be around. It'll be good to see Holly and hopefully Ali again but I just wish all my friends lived closer, making that 3-4 hr drive is a bugger! I want a flying car damn it!!!!
I also want my baby pen calendar in the mail soon too! Stupid postal services!
I would go on a rant about work and holiday time off and such but I don't feel like it but I'm sure I'll be bitching about it come monday night when I find out what the deal is.
To end this entry, two silly holiday thingies ^_~
First is a new Omake that Angie did for her Hellsing fics and its basically Alucard sings a rendered version of your favorite Christmas songs *snickers*
Alucard’s XXX-Mas Carols
and this silly thing is from Anna:
Barbie's letter to Santa
Dear Santa,
Listen you fat little troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from too many tea parties. I hate to break it to you Santa, but it is DEFINITELY pay back time!!
There had better be some changes around here this Christmas, or I'm gonna call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you don't want to be around to smell it!) So, here's my holiday wish list for this year, Santa.
1. A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and a frumpy, oversized sweatshirt. I'm sick of looking like a hooker. How much smaller are these bathing suits gonna get? Do you have any idea what it feels like to have nylon and Velcro up your butt?
2. Real underwear that can be pulled on and off. Preferably white. What bonehead at Mattel decided to be cheap and mold imitation underwear to my skin? It looks like cellulite!!!
3. A REAL man....maybe G.I. Joe. Hell, I'd take Tickle-Me-Elmo over that wimped out excuse for a boy-toy Ken. And what's with the earring anyway? If I'm going to have to suffer with him, for crying out loud, make us anatomically correct.
4. Arms that actually bend so I can push the aforementioned Ken-wimp away once he is anatomically correct.
5. Breast reduction surgery. I don't care whose arm you have to twist, just do it!!
6. A jog-bra. To wear until I get the surgery.
7. A new career. Pet doctor and school teacher just don't cut it. How about a systems analyst? Or better yet, a public relations senior account exec!!
8. A new, more 90s persona. Maybe a "PMS Barbie", complete with a miniature container of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and a bag of chips; "Animal Rights Barbie", with my very own paint gun, fitted with fake fur coat, bottle of spray blood and handcuffs; or "Stop Smoking Barbie", sporting a Nicotrol patch and equipped with several
packs of gum.
9. No more McDonald's endorsements. The grease is wrecking my vinyl.
10. Mattel stock options. It's been 37 years - I think I deserve it!
Okay Santa, that's it. considering my valuable contribution to society, I don't think these requests are out of line. If you disagree, then you can find yourself a new bitch for next Christmas.
It's that simple.
Yours truly,
Barbie
THEN on top of that, I got a Christmas card from my ummm... so called best friend since school. Wrote me a 3 page letter and I feel sorry for what all she goes through and the idiot of a husband she has, PLUS 2 kids to tend to by herself since hubby doesn't seem to be much of a father. But she made that choice before we graduated HS, she wanted kids so bad, got knocked up before we graduated, then later she and Chad got married while I was in the army. I'll be amazed if that marriage lasts till its 10th yr (I think they are going on 6 or 7 yrs now). I also found out that my high school 5yr reunion was in 2000, I wasn't notified and even if I was I most likely wouldn't have went to it. Chris told me that they had it at the fire dept in the town our school is at O___O and barely anyone showed which doesn't surprise me. I may not have much of a life to begin with but I'm proud to say that I'm glad I'm doing something with my life compared to those still stuck in PA. She sent me pics of the oldest boy who is now 7 and the youngest who is 2. Not nice to say but the kids are fugly. Must got some of the ugliness from their dad and a bit from Chris's family. Hell my nephews are cuter. I just wonder what she looks like now, I haven't seen her in person since last yr or a yr before that.
Poor kitty will be by his lonesome for a whole day!!! (its been worse though when we go on vacation) I'm sure he might have noticed something was up cause of being fed early in the evening with a nice bowl full of food and notice at least me packing a bag. He didn't see hubby pack his bag so I'm sure he knows that no one will be around. It'll be good to see Holly and hopefully Ali again but I just wish all my friends lived closer, making that 3-4 hr drive is a bugger! I want a flying car damn it!!!!
I also want my baby pen calendar in the mail soon too! Stupid postal services!
I would go on a rant about work and holiday time off and such but I don't feel like it but I'm sure I'll be bitching about it come monday night when I find out what the deal is.
To end this entry, two silly holiday thingies ^_~
First is a new Omake that Angie did for her Hellsing fics and its basically Alucard sings a rendered version of your favorite Christmas songs *snickers*
Alucard’s XXX-Mas Carols
and this silly thing is from Anna:
Barbie's letter to Santa
Dear Santa,
Listen you fat little troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from too many tea parties. I hate to break it to you Santa, but it is DEFINITELY pay back time!!
There had better be some changes around here this Christmas, or I'm gonna call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you don't want to be around to smell it!) So, here's my holiday wish list for this year, Santa.
1. A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and a frumpy, oversized sweatshirt. I'm sick of looking like a hooker. How much smaller are these bathing suits gonna get? Do you have any idea what it feels like to have nylon and Velcro up your butt?
2. Real underwear that can be pulled on and off. Preferably white. What bonehead at Mattel decided to be cheap and mold imitation underwear to my skin? It looks like cellulite!!!
3. A REAL man....maybe G.I. Joe. Hell, I'd take Tickle-Me-Elmo over that wimped out excuse for a boy-toy Ken. And what's with the earring anyway? If I'm going to have to suffer with him, for crying out loud, make us anatomically correct.
4. Arms that actually bend so I can push the aforementioned Ken-wimp away once he is anatomically correct.
5. Breast reduction surgery. I don't care whose arm you have to twist, just do it!!
6. A jog-bra. To wear until I get the surgery.
7. A new career. Pet doctor and school teacher just don't cut it. How about a systems analyst? Or better yet, a public relations senior account exec!!
8. A new, more 90s persona. Maybe a "PMS Barbie", complete with a miniature container of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and a bag of chips; "Animal Rights Barbie", with my very own paint gun, fitted with fake fur coat, bottle of spray blood and handcuffs; or "Stop Smoking Barbie", sporting a Nicotrol patch and equipped with several
packs of gum.
9. No more McDonald's endorsements. The grease is wrecking my vinyl.
10. Mattel stock options. It's been 37 years - I think I deserve it!
Okay Santa, that's it. considering my valuable contribution to society, I don't think these requests are out of line. If you disagree, then you can find yourself a new bitch for next Christmas.
It's that simple.
Yours truly,
Barbie
