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I decided to attack this stack of AlucardxIntegra Hellsing lemon fics I had printed out to read from this smut contest that was held earlier. This line from a fic is priceless:
Two Hellsing guards discussing Integra's sex life and wonders if she and Alucard has slept together yet.
"Eww. Look, first of all, he's a vampire. You don't sleep with a vampire, that's just wrong. Second of all, she's not winning any tenderness prizes either. Third of all, even if those two corpses could fuck, they'd probably produce the antichrist."
"I don't know." Williams smiled. "I think they're kind of cute. In a sad and dysfunctional way."
taken from The Child Dies by M.Segale
If anyone is interested in this fic or any others that was submitted to that contest if you like Hellsing smut, feel free to ask, and I'll give ya the link.
Two Hellsing guards discussing Integra's sex life and wonders if she and Alucard has slept together yet.
"Eww. Look, first of all, he's a vampire. You don't sleep with a vampire, that's just wrong. Second of all, she's not winning any tenderness prizes either. Third of all, even if those two corpses could fuck, they'd probably produce the antichrist."
"I don't know." Williams smiled. "I think they're kind of cute. In a sad and dysfunctional way."
taken from The Child Dies by M.Segale
If anyone is interested in this fic or any others that was submitted to that contest if you like Hellsing smut, feel free to ask, and I'll give ya the link.