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I finally got around to watching the first premier of the new Ren & Stimpy that I taped Thurs night. I never been so....so....disgusted and grossed out at a cartoon. Not only that but....but.....they are now GAY???!!! But I must say that I'm glad that they kept the original animation and voices.
So here is a run down on how this eps was. I was shocked yet funny to hear them actually swear and believe me, this new stuff is definitely not your ordinary Nickelodon kiddie shit.
The beginning started out with ALOT of ass references. Stimpy wanted a goodnight kiss from Ren so Ren got tired of him asking so he told him to close his eyes and picked up a rat and shoved its ass to Stimpy's lips (which he puckered up so hard he had poop on his lips *gags*) In order for this to make any sense, let me give you a quick run down on what they were sleeping in, some dude's mouth and they were somehow shrunk down in size for this *shrugs*. So you know that dangly thing in your mouth that looks like a punching bag? Well Ren was trying to sleep and everytime the person snored, the thing would stretch and aim for Ren's ass. Ren thought that Stimpy was poking his ass and yelled at him saying "What did I tell you!?"
Stimpy: "Your the pitcher, I'm the catcher." *shudders*
I was getting sick everytime they were making some sort of reference to it just cause of what it was doing to Ren's ass.
Ren got tired of living in this dude's mouth so he asked Stimpy about having any money so they could move to a new location. Stimpy came up with $5 and they moved out of this person's body. So they show them outside standing near this dude's crotch (w/ a vacancy sign on his zipper)and Ren pulls up a spot on the crotch which you could tell later that it was this guy's nuts. Ren goes and kicks it.
Stimpy: "Hey, hey! Why'd you do that for Ren?"
Ren: "Its an ancient custom to always give your house a good bye kick in its ballsack when you move."
Ren starts to walk away and you see the nut he kicked throbbing. Stimpy takes a look at it and kicks it himself, making the dude wake up with tears in his eyes. Strange? HELL YES! But you'd have to watch it once or twice to understand that what you are seeing is this guy's nuts.
So they move into a spit patoon (sp?) in a bar. R&S are sitting at a table in their new home acting all fancy and learning how to eat the fancy way. I swear to god, I gagged so many times during this, its not funny. And I thought gagging during scenes of Jackass was bad, this ranks up there with it. First they had a bowl of what they called "soup". The "soup" was nothing but a bowl of snot that Stimpy started to slurp. Ren then said that living the fancy life, they now can enjoy "whipped potatoes" and started to crack a whip at these two spuds *snickers* that walked over to their plate and turned into whipped mush. Stimpy wanted gravy and Ren noticed they were out so he whistled for someone in the bar to come over to the patoon and do whatever it is that they call on them for. This guy fucking PUKES in it which in turn, is their makeshift gravy, all chunky and barfy *gags again* For dessert, Ren called another person over to the patoon and this guy snorted out some snot from his nose, a nice long stringy one. Stimpy started to naw on it, stretching it out till Ren snipped it with scissors. I'm making myself queasy just writing this. That was the end of the eating part, now we go into the gay stuff.
They were getting ready for bed and Stimpy lifts up the end of the cover and sees a wetspot spurt up from the matress while Ren is behind a changing screen.
Stimpy: "Hey Ren, this bed comes with a wetspot already!" Then he looks all excited saying "You know Ren, I was going to ask you if you wanted to...well you know..." then he looks upset "but I guess not since your pretty tired."
Ren comes out from behind the changing screen in a baseball uniform with tight pants showing off his bulge, trying to look all sexy, while Stimpy is nearly drooling.
Ren: "I got a fastball with your name on it."
It then shows Stimpy in a "catcher" uniform with a baseball mit on his ass, the palm part open and ready for Ren's "fastball". He bends over while Ren throws it and it pushes Stimpy under the covers, while Ren follows and it makes them look like their fucking underneath the sheets with the wet spots emerging from the mattress.
I was so grossed out by this whole eps just cause of everything that went on. I can't believe they made them GAY! Its just disturbing seeing or even knowing them doing this as a cartoon. Its almost as bad as knowing that out there somewhere, ppl are writing Spongebob and Patrick fics. I'm sure there is but I'm not looking for them. I will never look at them the same way again. BUT I'm suprised it took them this long to make them this way, it did kinda have some gay overtones to the original ones but nothing was ever pushed. I'm frightened to see how the other eps are going to be.
Then at 10:30 (my time) they showed another R&S eps but it was the older show.
The only thing that got on my nerves the whole time while trying to watch the new one was the damn Gary the Rat (I think thats his name) moving icon on the bottom of the screen that took up nearly the whole spot, that it would block out parts of R&S. I'm hoping that since all these shows are new, that they'll stop doing that later. Its annoying as HELL!
And I must say that my new Vash icon pretty much expresses my feelings about the whole review.
So here is a run down on how this eps was. I was shocked yet funny to hear them actually swear and believe me, this new stuff is definitely not your ordinary Nickelodon kiddie shit.
The beginning started out with ALOT of ass references. Stimpy wanted a goodnight kiss from Ren so Ren got tired of him asking so he told him to close his eyes and picked up a rat and shoved its ass to Stimpy's lips (which he puckered up so hard he had poop on his lips *gags*) In order for this to make any sense, let me give you a quick run down on what they were sleeping in, some dude's mouth and they were somehow shrunk down in size for this *shrugs*. So you know that dangly thing in your mouth that looks like a punching bag? Well Ren was trying to sleep and everytime the person snored, the thing would stretch and aim for Ren's ass. Ren thought that Stimpy was poking his ass and yelled at him saying "What did I tell you!?"
Stimpy: "Your the pitcher, I'm the catcher." *shudders*
I was getting sick everytime they were making some sort of reference to it just cause of what it was doing to Ren's ass.
Ren got tired of living in this dude's mouth so he asked Stimpy about having any money so they could move to a new location. Stimpy came up with $5 and they moved out of this person's body. So they show them outside standing near this dude's crotch (w/ a vacancy sign on his zipper)and Ren pulls up a spot on the crotch which you could tell later that it was this guy's nuts. Ren goes and kicks it.
Stimpy: "Hey, hey! Why'd you do that for Ren?"
Ren: "Its an ancient custom to always give your house a good bye kick in its ballsack when you move."
Ren starts to walk away and you see the nut he kicked throbbing. Stimpy takes a look at it and kicks it himself, making the dude wake up with tears in his eyes. Strange? HELL YES! But you'd have to watch it once or twice to understand that what you are seeing is this guy's nuts.
So they move into a spit patoon (sp?) in a bar. R&S are sitting at a table in their new home acting all fancy and learning how to eat the fancy way. I swear to god, I gagged so many times during this, its not funny. And I thought gagging during scenes of Jackass was bad, this ranks up there with it. First they had a bowl of what they called "soup". The "soup" was nothing but a bowl of snot that Stimpy started to slurp. Ren then said that living the fancy life, they now can enjoy "whipped potatoes" and started to crack a whip at these two spuds *snickers* that walked over to their plate and turned into whipped mush. Stimpy wanted gravy and Ren noticed they were out so he whistled for someone in the bar to come over to the patoon and do whatever it is that they call on them for. This guy fucking PUKES in it which in turn, is their makeshift gravy, all chunky and barfy *gags again* For dessert, Ren called another person over to the patoon and this guy snorted out some snot from his nose, a nice long stringy one. Stimpy started to naw on it, stretching it out till Ren snipped it with scissors. I'm making myself queasy just writing this. That was the end of the eating part, now we go into the gay stuff.
They were getting ready for bed and Stimpy lifts up the end of the cover and sees a wetspot spurt up from the matress while Ren is behind a changing screen.
Stimpy: "Hey Ren, this bed comes with a wetspot already!" Then he looks all excited saying "You know Ren, I was going to ask you if you wanted to...well you know..." then he looks upset "but I guess not since your pretty tired."
Ren comes out from behind the changing screen in a baseball uniform with tight pants showing off his bulge, trying to look all sexy, while Stimpy is nearly drooling.
Ren: "I got a fastball with your name on it."
It then shows Stimpy in a "catcher" uniform with a baseball mit on his ass, the palm part open and ready for Ren's "fastball". He bends over while Ren throws it and it pushes Stimpy under the covers, while Ren follows and it makes them look like their fucking underneath the sheets with the wet spots emerging from the mattress.
I was so grossed out by this whole eps just cause of everything that went on. I can't believe they made them GAY! Its just disturbing seeing or even knowing them doing this as a cartoon. Its almost as bad as knowing that out there somewhere, ppl are writing Spongebob and Patrick fics. I'm sure there is but I'm not looking for them. I will never look at them the same way again. BUT I'm suprised it took them this long to make them this way, it did kinda have some gay overtones to the original ones but nothing was ever pushed. I'm frightened to see how the other eps are going to be.
Then at 10:30 (my time) they showed another R&S eps but it was the older show.
The only thing that got on my nerves the whole time while trying to watch the new one was the damn Gary the Rat (I think thats his name) moving icon on the bottom of the screen that took up nearly the whole spot, that it would block out parts of R&S. I'm hoping that since all these shows are new, that they'll stop doing that later. Its annoying as HELL!
And I must say that my new Vash icon pretty much expresses my feelings about the whole review.
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I am glad I missed it- I don't think I would have handled a minuted of it.
Why is it when things adult made for children are funny like Rocko and Zim- but when they hit an adult channel and permitted the freedom they never had so they try so hard to get everything they ever wanted in one shot and then it loses it.
Bah...now I'm scared if they ever did get Zim, but I think even Johann is against more episodes.
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