Ahh so is the life

[beck]

I came across the funniest thing this evening that has kept me amused since I woke up from my nap before work. Not sure what made me check it out but I'm soooo glad I did oh yes! And I still can't stop laughing. *sits back with popcorn cackling evilly* I knew it was bound to happen and thank my lucky stars I'm in my own little happy medium. I just hope certain ppl don't expect me to be kissing anyone's ass for the "oh poor me, pity me so" or cause of who they are, uh uh...ain't going to happen. More than likely, if there's any ass kissing, you'll be kissing my lily white sunburnt ass if I had to say anything about it. *falls to floor in a fit of evil giggles*

Ahhhh....that aside, the funny thing I read kinda made me forget about my anger when I saw what kitty has left for me in my damn computer room AGAIN!!!! I just don't understand that out of all the places to do this in, it has to be in MY ROOM! Recently when he puked, he got some in my Austin Power blanket that soraaoi got for me for X-mas. I'm just glad that when I walked through my room this evening, that I noticed some dark clumps on the floor, turned on the light and this has to be THE WORSE amount of pukage that I seen him do. I have no fucking clue what he did. I have one pile of barfed up kitty food and then each different areas have small spots of puke like he was walking and barfing at the same time. ARRRRRRRGH!

Between that incident and opening up my 1xR uncompleted club lemon from last yr cause of the song I was basing it from, had me digging out my KIX cds. Quite the silly ole chaps they were (and I say WERE cause they aren't together anymore aside from the singer having his own project now).

This song I grew up with as a kid cause my older sis was the rock goddess that I looked up to. The middle part where he's pretty much talking during the scene about Woman Hunting is what always stuck in my head as a kid and then had me searching for KIX's albums again when I got older.



Tell me tell me that
Tell me tell me that
Tell me tell me that
Can I look into your eyes? Hey hey hey
Can't ya hear me say


Tell me tell me that
Can I dance between your thighs
Hey hey hey. Can't ya hear me say
Ooo ooo ooo. Tell me yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooo ooo ooo. Tell me yeah, yeah, yeah


Tell me tell me that
Tell me tell me that
Tell me tell me that
Can I twist and pull your hair
Hey hey hey. Can't ya hear me say
Tell me tell me that
Can I carry you upstairs? Hey hey hey
Can't ya hear me say


I know I ain't no Romeo
I know you got no place to go
I need your love - I want my share
Well uh huh and a no no no
Uh huh and a yeah yeah yeah


Ooo ooo ooo tell me yeah yeah yeah
Ooo ooo ooo tell me yeah yeah yeah


Shhhh - Be very very quiet
It's woman season - I'm woman hunting
Every time I go woman hunting
It always seems to blow up in my face
I never really get the things I want
I'm not expecting a pity party or nothing
Any girl'd be nice every now and then
I'm a nice guy - I bathe
Sure I got blue arms - So what?
It doesn't make me a bad person
One example - Just last night I had it all ready
The girl that walked out on me on New years Eve
Well she came back last night
And she said, "I don't have to go home tonight."
I said, "All right."
So - I bought again a case of cold, cold Heiniken
And then - I had it in the van
A big bottle of Jack Daniels
Not the little one, the big one
And I always carry a stash, cause you never know
I had two left, two ludes, for the girl of my dreams
Now,again, she drinks my beer
She drinks my whiskey
She does my Qualudes
5 o'clock comes
"Oh I feel sick - I gotta go home now."
And she threw up all over the floor
I said, "Freeze, freeze - go outside and do that!"
I said, "The hell with this. I don't need this."
"I'll go to the geisha house where it's free."
So I said, "Quit, quit throwing up"
"Don't tell me no, tell me yeah yeah yeah"
Don't tell me no tell me yeah yeah yeah
And she threw up again


Tell me tell me that
Tell me tell me that
Tell me tell me that
Can I lubricate your lips
Hey hey hey
Can't ya hear me say


Tell me tell me that
Can I steal your battleship
Hey hey hey, can't ya hear me say
I know I ain't no Romeo
Iknow you got no place to go
I need your love
I want my share
Well uh huh and a no no no
There goes an uh huh and a yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
Ooo ooo ooo - Tell me yeah yeah yeah
Ooo ooo ooo - Tell me yeah yeah yeah
Ooo ooo ooo - Tell me yeah yeah yeah
Ooo ooo ooo- Tell me yeah yeah yeah
Oh
Trust me
Ooooo
A - E - I - O - U



Hope to see you around in the morning wardove ^_______^

*goes back into fit of giggles*

Comments

[soraaoi.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOO! YOUR BLANKET!

Austin Power is NOT into kitty puke, baby, yeah!